Worshippers Beware!

 An illustrated guide to getting Swine Flu in church:
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"Receive the Holy Spirit and the Swine Flu"

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"Remember that you are pig and to pig you shall return"

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"The peace of the swine be always with you."


"Avoid demon-possessed pigs."

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"Wash hands thoroughly before receiving the stigmata."


"Welcome to the parish nursery."

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"The body of Christ, the bread of Purell."

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"Have fun at Sunday School."


"Good luck."


"Holy shot glasses? Never!"


4 Comments on “Worshippers Beware!”

  1. Hope we get to sit together in hell.

  2. Father Tim says:

    Meredith — as long as we can sit in the back and make snarky comments together.

  3. Stephen Holton says:

    Kiss of peace, anyone?
    Seriously, I announced to my folks the danger of passing it on, and that they could choose to not be so peaceful. They’re still all over each other. Why? I think because if they don’t make human contact at least once a week, they’ll all really feel like they’re in hell, now if not later.

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